Train of Thought

K:  Mom, why your hair wet?
Me:  Why do you think?
K:  Because you take a shower. Why you take a shower? Because you stinky? why you stinky?
Me:  Because I worked out.
K:  Oooohh, with your friends? Why you work out? 
Me:  Because I want to take care of the body God gave me.
K:  Ooooh. God gave me my body?
Me:  Yup!
K:  Why he no give me penis? I want penis.
Me:  Why?
K:  So I can pee outside.   

Touché!  

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